my first morning in the new pad

            

so this apartment is so big that i hurt myself the first day i was here.  i'm told that i was being too much of a daredevil and kansas carried me in the mean traveling box to someplace where they stuck a thermometer in my butt.  it wasn't nice but at least it was quick.  i got a shot in my shoulder to help me walk without limping.  wow, i think i understand what barry bonds and roger clemens are so excited about.  drugs are good.  i was up and running, literally, a few hours later.

but before my trip to the vet (where kansas learned i was a girl, yeah two post-graduate degrees in the house and they couldn't tell) i was subjected to my first mini photo shoot.